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Scott Pilgrim Comicverse, Kim/Ramona
Summary:  Ramona's kind of a bad person, and Kim hates Scott Pilgrim.

Ramona appears in Kim's doorway, and it only takes a glance for Kim to know this isn't quite going to be a "friendly" visit.

"You shouldn't be here," she says.

"I'm kind of a bad person," Ramona says, and drops her bag on the ground.  "What's your excuse?"

"I hate Scott Pilgrim," Kim says as Ramona climbs into the bed with her.

"Sure."  Ramona curls up against Kim's side and nestles her face into the crook of Kim's neck and breaths in deeply, but doesn't move after that, so maybe Kim was wrong about why she came over.

"Do you want to do something?" Kim asks after a few moments.

"Nnggh," Ramona grunts.

"What was that?"


Kim rolls her eyes, then perks up.  "What's that, girl?  Timmy's in the well?"  Ramona pinches her.  "Ouch."

"You're so weird," she says.

"Like you can talk."  Kim tilts her head and looks down at blue hair.  "Seriously, do you want to talk about it?"

"Oh god."  Ramona finally pulls back, just enough so Kim can see her face.  "Not even."

"All right."  She grabs the remote control from the dresser and turns on the TV.

Ramona blinks.  "When'd you get a TV?"

"It's Hollie's.  I took it from her room."

"She let you take it?"

"She tried to say something, but I told her I needed something to drown out the sound of her humping my boyfriend, and she shut her stupid face."

"Hm."  Ramona's looking at the TV, but she does look tired, so Kim turns the volume as low as it can go without being mute.  Soon enough Ramona's asleep, and Kim's trying to develop superhuman hearing and/or psychic powers to figure out what the people on the infomercial are getting so excited about.

The door creaks open, and Joseph pokes his head in.  Kim blinks at him, because she's honestly not sure if she's ever seen him anywhere but his room, the kitchen, or the bathroom.  He looks at them, then looks at the TV.

"What?" Kim asks.  It almost comes out sharp until she remembers Ramona, but she's pretty good at displaying venom in a whisper too.

Joseph is, of course, completely immune.  "I can't help but notice we're not recording in here."

"No, shockingly, as this is my room and not yours, we're not recording," she says, and purposely does not think of the many nights she and Ramona had spent curled up on Joseph's bed like this, with Scott and his bass sitting four feet away.

"You two look cozy."  Joseph would be smirking if his face was capable of any expression besides Annoyed at the World.

"Bite me."  Kim glares at him.  "Oh hey, how's Stephen Stills these days?"

The sound of the door slamming wakes Ramona up, and Kim mentally curses her stupid roommates.  God, it's like Ramona and her exes.  She couldn't find good ones to save her life.

"Wazzat?" Ramona mumbles.

"Just my stupid roommate."


"No, the other one."

"Ah."  Ramona snuggles even closer if it were possible, but instead of falling back asleep she begins plucking at the buttons of Kim's shirt.  "That was a nice nap."

"Whatever, you were asleep for like, twenty minutes."

"Then I am twenty minutes more rested than I was...twenty minutes ago."  She pushes the shirt off Kim's shoulders, and pushes her down on the bed at the same time.

"Do you need towels?" Kim asks.  "There's a crazy man on TV selling them super cheap.  Special towels and stuff.  I think it's towels."

"God."  Ramona pauses in fiddling with Kim's bra to stare at her.  "You do this kind of stuff on purpose, I swear you do."

"I'm pretty terrible," she says with a smile, and untucks Ramona's shirt so all will be forgiven.  She needs for this to be light and easy and silly, even.  It's about all she can do.  It's about all Ramona can handle.

"Can I stay over here tonight?" Ramona asks.

Kim hesitates.  "Sure," she says, and before Ramona can ask about the pause, "I don't think Hollie's bringing Jason over, so we should be good."  Ramona accepts the explanation.  In truth Kim had almost said something like, 'As long as you don't kick Scott out and make him crash on my couch again,' but a) that's a really stupid joke and b) sometimes mentioning Scott kills the mood, and she suspects this is one of those times.

"Is Hollie home?" Ramona asks.

"Uh, maybe?  I don't really know.  I think so.  Why?"

"Want to give her a taste of her own medicine?"  Ramona's got an evil grin, and between that and the way she's running her hands over Kim's chest, Kim's starting to get more than a little...excited.

Oh, hell yes.
I don't know if anyone who read my stuff likes Scott Pilgrim, but I know quite a few of you like femslash, so here you go.

The movie was fun, but I liked the comics so much more (although I only read them because of the movie, so, you know, whatever). Seriously, Kim/Ramona is so close to canon in the comics it's scary. Scary awesome.

Incidentally, it's lame I can't use the small tag in deviations. Joseph's text must be small, but using sub makes it out of line with the rest of the text. Lame.
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RYukitsume Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student General Artist
RosarioAlchemist456 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The amount of subtext for this pairing in the last few volumes was REE-DICK-YEW-LUSS. And it's totally adorable too :D
generalzoi Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
Oh my gosh, I know right?? I find it very hard to believe it never happened!
Strata-Dragonfire Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
so cute <3 love this pairing
FINALLY someone who sees that yes, indeed, it's almost cannon. how dare scott pilgrim interfere! D<
generalzoi Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010
Right?! My friend didn't believe me about it. I told him his subtext detection skills were weak.
Strata-Dragonfire Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
they are very weak indeed >_>
FoxHawke Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
Wonderful, haven't read the comics yet (lack of local comic shops can do that to ya ^^; ) but Kim and Ramona were two of my favorites from the movie and kept thinking how awesome would be if they were in a pairing together.

Thanks for making that thought a reality. :D
generalzoi Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
You must, you must. Use the power of the Internet to find them if you have to. There's so much subtext to exploit in the comics.
scibbirishm Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010  Student Digital Artist

generalzoi Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
It is totally awesome, and there are a fair number of females to slash, so yay!
fortheloveofpizza Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010
I waited until I at least saw the movie to read your little fic here, even though I really wanted to because a) love your stuff and b) love femslash, so it already had 2 points from me.

From what I did see of the characters in the film, you've translated their personalities really well and I about cracked up when Kim starts talking about the ShamWows. That was hilarious! I just really enjoy your style of writing. Can't say that enough.

And I wouldn't have thought of this couple had you not written this, but it's totally converting me into it and I can't wait to read the comics to see it!

...and possibly draw some fanart to go with this as well. XD
generalzoi Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010
I'd say you don't have to read the comics if you don't want to, but seriously, you have to read the comics. For the Kim/Ramona subtext if nothing else. Here, a preview, just for you: [link]

If the movie made you even the slightest bit interested about the characters, the comics give them so much more depth and backstory. It takes place over a year instead of the couple weeks the movie does, so there's a lot more stuff going on. I liked the characters after the movie, but I loved them after the comics.

I'm gonna be fangirling out about this for a while, just to warn you, so expect more rambling. :D

Oh right, I wrote a story! (seriously almost forgot to mention that) I'm glad you liked it, and you thought the characters came across, because they really do have some fun personalities! I have another I'm working on, longer and with more depth, that references particular events in the comics, but it should be readable without knowledge of them too.

You shouldn't tease me like that ;). I await in feverish anticipation of possible Kim/Ramona fanart. They so sorely need it.
flamehead23a Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
Divided-Chaos Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010
I love Scott Pilgrim and I love the comics over the movie too; even though they are both uber in their own ways. And thank you very much because you just coaxed me into the fandom :D This is a most epic way to introduce myself to the awesome potential of this fandom :)

Scott Pilgrim is fantastic!
Kim/Ramona is fantastic!

p.s. I loved your writing as always. Very fluid and easy to lose myself in :)
generalzoi Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
I love the movie it, and it will always hold a special place in my heart for introducing me to the comics :D. The fandom actually seems kinda small right now. One of my friends directed me to a LiveJournal community for it, and there was no fic. I was like, "I don't want to be the only one posting fic here!" But hopefully the movie will draw some people out of the woodworks.

And thanks. I'm glad you enjoy the stories, because I enjoy writing them!
Fire0Beast Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer

you freakin' rock, you knew that?

you have introduced me to all the Femmeslash couples that I like, and it's always with great series, and great characters. so freaking thank you.
generalzoi Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010
Heh, thanks. It really is a pretty good series, if you like video games and comical extremes and fun but pretty realistic characters. I may write more for it. At the very least I want to keep writing femslash, so it's all good. :)
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